#AMY FREEZE BUTT SKIN#

Read More: Cool Shaping: Ice your Fat Away to a Slimmer Body It wasn’t exactly pain, but maybe on a scale of 1-10, it got a 4 for discomfort? I was worried if it keeps getting more uncomfortable, which would be quite impossible to bare as I need 4 hours for the 4 areas I wanted to freeze! After pinching and probing on my fatty bits here and there, the doctor declared that I’d just about enough fat to give Coolshaping a go! I never thought I would ever get to say this, but for once I’m glad I’m fat enough! (LOL)Īfter taking pictures and marking out the areas to be treated, I was ready to go! The first 3-4 minutes, it kept getting more and more uncomfortable with the initial “vacuum suction” followed by ice cold water pounding on my skin. Through a consultation (which I must highlight the doctor is really patient in answering all my questions), I found out one must have “enough fat so that the probe can be properly attached via suction to stay in position for CoolShape to work”. While the clinic offers Coolshape by Zimmer Aesthetics which isn’t Coolsculpting, it works similarly and also has proven track record to boot so that doesn’t really bother me. It started off well enough as the doctor was able to empathise with my situation and totally got what I meant by being “skinny fat”. Though pricey, SW1 Clinic is well known for their outstanding service and care and I’m sure they will find a way to fix my needs! That’s really judgmental because I hide my fats well with clothes I’m being penalised? Well you don’t expect me to walk into your clinic with all my giggly bits dangling for all to see, right? Infuriating! Undeterred, I decided to go for my last bet, SW1 Clinic. The consulting doctor “sized” me up with one gaze and without even examining me, declared that “You’re not fat and nothing to suck for CoolSculpting to work”. The second clinic wasn’t encouraging either. The first clinic quoted me a good price but they told me I won’t be seeing a doctor “because the machine does the job and anyone can operate it.” This sounds very iffy as I read (from my endless goggle search) somewhere that correct placement of the applicator will affect the outcome of the procedure. So thus begin my quest to have my fatty butt freeze off and the journey is by no means smooth. When traditional liposuction vacuums out fat through incision sites involving needles and knives, non- invasive fat freezing liposuction contour the body by freezing fat cells which crystallise, shatter and die! How cool is that? (No pun intended) The procedure is known as Cryolipolysis and synonymous with Coolsculpting by Zeltiq. (Even with a bun in the oven now, X-tina is but a fraction of her previous blimpy self). Above all, what if there are tell-tales surgical scars left behind? Then I read with interest that my idol, Christina Aguilera came clean on how she managed to slim down without surgery, admitting to investing $10,000 or so in Fat Freezing Lipo which transformed her from blimp to slim. While I’ve certainly contemplated liposuction, the lack of funds and the luxury to stay home to recover make this a non-viable option. I could also do with slimmer inner thighs for my almost non-existent thigh gap… that’s not much to ask for, right? With a bottom heavy pear-shaped figure, I simply couldn’t work off my “banana rolls,” the disgusting pouches of fat just below the buttocks on the back of my thighs.

You would classify me as the “skinny fat” if there’s such a term.

Those are suicide shots for sure to hit an all-time low for the number of LIKES garnered.

#AMY FREEZE BUTT SKIN#

While I have no qualms with sexy selfies tastefully taken to show off a little skin or cleavage, I certainly wouldn’t be caught dead with pictures showing my butt in a bikini bottom. I’ve got no problem buying clothes straight off the rack and chalked up quite an impressive number of followers on Instagram too. To begin with, I’ve got a pretty healthy BMI and might even be borderline underweight. I’m one of those girls that I wouldn’t know whether to count myself lucky or unlucky.

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